Emmanuel & Katharina

After someone in Ashies (my twin) home saw the pic of our singing group thingy he saught to entertain us and give us a few giggles. I'll share it with you.
(oh and for you that don't know, my first name is Anna....scary aint it?)

CNN Entertainment - Cassiopeia Captures Crowds Completely – composed and collected by Casey Cole Charleston, CNN correspondent.

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As thousands flock to see Cassiopeia’s concerts, we can’t help wonder what this sensational music group is all about. We at Communist News Network were wondering what it is that makes this dynamic 5-piece trio+duo so fantastic. After a few compelling surveys from among Cassiopeia’s biggest fans, we have come up with a confirmation: this mind blasting music group might be the answer to Serbia’s bad music crisis.

Cassiopeia fan and musical composer, Aleksandr Diaghilev, said this: “The way Cassiopeia blends 80’s hair, makeup, clothing, sounds and harmonics (with an occasional 80’s- looking sneer from vocalist Liz) makes Cassiopeia the newest, hottest, most lively band of this 21^st century. Just listening to their practice jam mad me fell orgasmic,” says Aleksandr, adding, “I haven’t been this elated since the Bolshevik Revolution!”

Even the Cassiopeia’s critics can’t help but like this amazing new, 80’s-souding band. Cassiopeia-hating Toney Horton angrily said, “I hate them, but I love them.”

Emmanuel Marvin, obviously the band leader, has become the nation’s sex symbol. Many stunning and straight Serbian woman as well as many stunning and not-so-straight Serbian men are huge fans of Eman’s beautiful face.

17-yearold Natalia Kandinsky wrote in to say this: “OMG OMG OMG! Emmanuel is so hot. He’s like, OMG, so hot! I can’t wait for their next concert.”

Take a look at Anna Chagall who easily outdid Natalia’s enthusiasm, “OMG OMG OMG OMG! I, like, OMG, like, it’s like, Eman is like, sooooo hot, it’s like, OMG.”

Vladimir Pudovkin, Serbia’ newest poof, came out of the closet to say, “He’s the man of my dreams.”

But Emanuel Marvin is not the only hunk in Cassiopeia to get wet-in-the-pants for. Cassiopeia’s other guitarist/erotic-backup-dancer, Ettienne Chakor-Djaltia, is quiet the lamb chop. Jesus Christ wired in last night to say this, “That guitarist dude, Ettienne – however unpronounceable his name might be – is getting quite the huge hug when he gets up here.” Female vocalist Liz tends to agree with Jesus. “I agree with what Jesus just said,” agrees Female vocalist Liz. “Ettienne is like, OMG, hot and I just like, love our music,” and none of us at CNN could tell if she loved or liked Cassiopeia’s music.

Cassiopeia has come out with some very revolutionary sounding stuff. Their number one hit single right now, “Revolution for Stalin, for Love,” is their number one hit single right now. Other ear-shattering songs of theirs include: “The Amazing Kat,” “Beauty for Ashes,” “Anna from Heaven,” the remake of Vas’s song“Emmanuel,” and “ET-tienne Phone Home.”

STEM, the lover that wants to hold Marianne’s hand is off to a Cassiopeia concert, and there he wants to stay, for the rest of his days.

But let’s not overlook the girls. Already taking first, second, and third place in Serbia’s Loaded Hot 100, (although it’s not surprisingly difficult – the woman that came 4^th place only had one eye, due to an unfortunate land-mine incident) the three stunners haven’t escaped the paparazzi for one moment.

Aside from conflicting hair-colors, the pretty girls Christina and Elisabeth look so similar to each other you could swear they were twins. Besides looking alike, they share many of the same tastes and opinions; for example, both girls would hate to be tortured to death.

CNN held an exclusive interview with the bands lead-hotty, Anna, who other then being very attractive seems to sing pretty well as well.

We asked her, “What do you plan to name your first album?”

Anna: “Your Pleasure is our Enjoyment.”

CNN: Nice name. Why would you call it that?

Anna: “Because our pleasure is your enjoyment.”

CNN: Isn’t that the truth, as so many people certainly seem to be enjoying themselves with your latest break into the Serbian top 2 with the excellent new song of yours, “Lookin’ for my Lenin”. Let’s quickly take a look at these powerful lyrics:

Oh I’m lookin for my Lenin

Where could he be?

I hope my Lenin isn’t somewhere thinking

I’m counter-revolutionary

He could send the KGB or

A cosmonaut

But if I end up in a Siberian jail I’ll be

Really distraught

Lookin for my Lenin

(Na na na naaaa na na… na na na naaa na na… na na na Lookin for my Lenin)

Now I’m reading my manifesto

In section A

And I use my hammer and my sickle

Every day

And now it’s execution time and

It’s for the cause

But I totally forgot my manifesto

Had that clause

Lookin for my Lenin

(Na na na naaaa na na… na na na naaa na na… na na na Lookin for my Lenin)

CNN: Great stuff, Anna, great stuff. Oh boy, look at the time; we’ve got to finish up this interview. Do you have any closing words for us, Anna?

Anna: Enjoyment is enjoyed if you pleasure us.

CNN: Thank you very much you young, sexy lady, woof woof! Here’s my phone number, please call me when you are of age. We hope all you readers have enjoyed this special Communist News Network look into Cassiopeia’s music and musicians. Tune into CassiopeiaRadio or feel free to browse yousurfing_ourwebsite.givesus_greatpleasure.com and make sure to give a donation to their Radio-Activated charity. Helping those poor woman and children who have suffered the negative effects of nuclear energy is so touching; the smiles on those radiant radiated faces are so powerful!

Thanks for reading.

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